imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
But… but I really like doing all of those things. That’s like telling me, “Hey dickshit, go have fun!”
I’ve basically resigned myself to the fact that one day I will look in a mirror and realize I’ve lived longer than I ever wanted to, and that I will end it. It won’t be suicide, it will be a mutual break up between me and living, we can still be friends.